That's when I knew I was dealing with an EP enormous penis. So, years ago, I devoted my entire existence to sexual conquest. It's pretty common, particularly for gay meth addicts, to just obsessively cycle through one hookup to the next, trying to stay high and get more sex.

As a general bottom with storied experience with the D, I figured that I was up for any challenge. I was a professional, so I thought.

I meet a fellow on Adam4Adam who claims to have a footlong penis. I think it's bullshit: I know that most penises online are around eight inches and in reality they're more like six.

So, I'm guessing that this guy is just exaggerating to try to rope in hungry bottoms. I figure, at best, he's nine inches and just exaggerating. Male ego and all that.

So I invite him over. You good? Something like that. He very clearly asked me if I could really take it.

I confidently invited him over. I got really high, and I was half expecting him not to show up based upon the fact that he was advertising something so ridiculously over-the-top.

He did, in fact, show up. He's scrawny, like 5'9", maybe pounds soaking wet. I'm like, Well, the proportion would make an average dick look huge anyway, so that probably helps him too.

He tells me to start sucking his dick. It flops out. It's incredibly large flaccid — like nearly actual inches.

I'm ecstatic. It's clear that he's hung. So, I'm working on this thing and it just gets bigger. And bigger. We took it slowly, but he ended up with two bloody lines down his penis where some inside wires were protruding.

To this day, I still wonder if he has the scars. One time I was giving my boyfriend a blow job — he's quite big and girthy — and my jaw started to hurt.

I thought, fuck it , and kept going, which was a big mistake. As soon as his pants came off, my eyes widened.

I asked him how big he was I was all in, though! I gave him a few hours of mind-blowing sex. After it was over, I experienced my first walk of shame through my ENTIRE neighborhood and could literally barely walk.

I had to pretend I started my period early because of it, and I bled for almost three days. Totally worth it, though.

He started putting it in, and I swear it felt like he was trying to shove a fist in there. A few minutes later I looked down and saw something on his white shirt.

He turned the overhead light on and saw his shirt was covered in blood. There was also a huge, bloody handprint on the back of the driver's seat.

He gasped and ran out of the car and I drove to the nearest gas station and scrubbed the seats like crazy. NASCAR Driver Hailie Deegan Uses R-Word During Virtual Race, Must Take Sensitivity Training.

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